"A True Romance"

So...it has been brought to my attention, that you, Landon, have a girlfriend. Her name is Jenna. She is the cutest little thing, with curly hair, who has her own sense of style, and rarely smiles for a camera. Jenna's mom, Kara, came to me to see if I knew you two had been kissing at school. You had told me that she kissed you when you left the table, but that was it. So we talked about how kissing was just for your family and it spreads germs, and overall hugs are just better. When I asked you if she was your girlfriend, you acted all silly, and said she wants to marry you. Kara wanted to give Mrs. Sorenson a 'heads-up,' about the 'issue,' and she went to the school to talk to her. Mrs. Sorenson acted like this was no surprise. She said, "oh yes, everyone knows they are boyfriend and girlfriend.." She even went as far as to tell Kara that every few years, she gets what she referred to as a 'true romance,' and she classified you and Jenna as one of those couples. You are quite the ladies' man, but I never dreamed we would be talking true love and marriage at age four!

Here she is, your bride-to-be!