"Some Assembly Required"

For your combined birthdays, Me-Me wanted to get y'all a swingset. So I shopped around for the perfect one: one that had a little house, not treated with chemicals wood, and one that didn't cost a small fortune. And we found it. So, Daddy, with the help of two different crews of manly men, assembled the swingset that came in four boxes and about a jillion pieces. The directions, which were obviously written by idiots, said it would take two people eight to ten hours. HA!! More like six people two full days. You helped a lot too, Landon and Me-Me screwed in the last bolt! And alas, it is completed; you two have already really enjoyed it so much.

Thanks Me-Me! We love you!