"A Little Off the Top, Please"

We had to go see Miss Leslie so you could get your hair cut, and she could meet Shelby. No one cuts your hair as good as Miss Leslie, and we have tried many. Remember the time when a not so attractive, rather large girl with green in her hair tried to cut it? We were desperate and she was available, but you screamed bloody murder. It was so funny. You only want Leslie to cut it. What can I say? You like pretty ladies. Usually Leslie just squirts your hair with some water and snip, snip, snip, we're through. Well today you wanted to full salon treatment-you wanted her to wash it too. So suds you up, she did. You were all business today too. No squirming, no spraying the mirror with water. You were a big boy and you were getting your hair done!