"Fore!"

So, Daddy loves to play golf; this we all know. And he is determined that you will love to play golf too. So he got you a little set of clubs. It was fun for you for a few minutes, but your attention is so easily diverted these days. And as far as trying to "teach you technique," forget about it! You just want to swing the club around and bang on stuff. I think baby steps are needed here. Putt putt first, then the driving range!